No need to thank us; we’re pretty proud of what we can offer.
Walking home through my neighbourhood last night, I was confused. How do I describe what I’m seeing? So: a drunken taxonomy:
When drunk X becomes:
- Yuppies: self-important and obnoxious.
- Teenagers: loud and obnoxious.
- Footy fans (any code): violent and obnoxious.
This year hallowe’en was popular with the teenagers with a little bit of footy fan thrown in. And who were they actually? Australian.